Well Well Well Buddy Timoclea Kills the Captain of Alexander the Great Feminist Historical Art Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

This badass tee reads:

Well Well Well Buddy

Timoclea of Thebes was a woman unfortunate enough to be living in Thebes when Thracian forces under Alexander the Great took the city in 335 BC. A Thracian captain raped Timoclea, them asked if she knew of any hidden money. She told him she was hiding money in her well.

When he looked into the well, she pushed him into it, then hurled heavy rocks down into the well until he was dead. Timoclea was brought before Alexander, who saw Timoclea’s point of view, and she was not punished. It’s a very satisfying story, as depicted by Italian baroque painter Elisabetta Sirani.

Well well well. Some people get what they deserve.

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

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	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.50	17.99	20.00	22.01	24.02	25.98	27.99	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.01	27.99	29.02	30.00	31.02	32.01	32.99	33.98	35.00
Sleeve length, in	8.62	8.90	9.17	9.45	9.72	10.00	10.39	10.79	11.18