The Feminine Mystique: A Perfume for Tradwives
"The feminine mystique has succeeded in burying millions of American women alive."
— Betty Friedan, 1963
Finally, a perfume that meets us where we are – a 2026 mimicking a version of 1955 that exists only in the imagination. Scents of jasmine, sandalwood, Valium, rose, disenfranchisement, bergamot.
The woman who wears The Feminine Mystique: Radiant. Agreeable. Economically dependent. Creating problems our grandmothers solved and wrote about extensively!
“Our independent women are more medicated, meddlesome, and quarrelsome than women need to be. Without connections to eternity delivered through their family, such women gain their meaning through their seeming participation in the global project.”
— Scott Yenor, Society for American Civic Renewal
In 1963, Betty Friedan defined the problem that "lay buried, unspoken, for many years in the minds of American women."
After so many decades of quarrelsome speaking about it, we are proud to bring you a scent dedicated to reburying that problem entirely. Simply apply to pulse points—such as the inner wrists, neck, behind the ears, and inside the elbows—and stop worrying about the SAVE Act.
Benefits and Features:
- 3.3 fl oz
- Bergamot, used in aromatherapy to reduce stress and anxiety, offers a citrusy-floral method of responding to the burnout and overwork of the modern workplace without critiquing capitalism in the least, much like the tradwife movement itself
- Safe for use during pregnancy, which is now mandatory
You don't need a STEM degree (no woman does!) to appreciate that The Feminine Mystique uses body heat to release scent molecules in three timed layers known as notes – from the bright, citrusy bergamot top note to the sandalwood base note. (And of course, we all know a very special carpenter who worked with wood and wore sandals!)
Celebrate your Heritage, and its Foundation, with this stunning gold and glass bottle, an iconic work of art that represents bending over backwards for the patriarchy.
The sensational scent that will leave you asking the silent question—"Is this all?"
Please note: Credit cards must be in a man's name to check out.
(April Fools!)
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"The feminine mystique has succeeded in burying millions of American women alive."
— Betty Friedan, 1963
Finally, a perfume that meets us where we are – a 2026 mimicking a version of 1955 that exists only in the imagination. Scents of jasmine, sandalwood, Valium, rose, disenfranchisement, bergamot.
The woman who wears The Feminine Mystique: Radiant. Agreeable. Economically dependent. Creating problems our grandmothers solved and wrote about extensively!
“Our independent women are more medicated, meddlesome, and quarrelsome than women need to be. Without connections to eternity delivered through their family, such women gain their meaning through their seeming participation in the global project.”
— Scott Yenor, Society for American Civic Renewal
In 1963, Betty Friedan defined the problem that "lay buried, unspoken, for many years in the minds of American women."
After so many decades of quarrelsome speaking about it, we are proud to bring you a scent dedicated to reburying that problem entirely. Simply apply to pulse points—such as the inner wrists, neck, behind the ears, and inside the elbows—and stop worrying about the SAVE Act.
Benefits and Features:
- 3.3 fl oz
- Bergamot, used in aromatherapy to reduce stress and anxiety, offers a citrusy-floral method of responding to the burnout and overwork of the modern workplace without critiquing capitalism in the least, much like the tradwife movement itself
- Safe for use during pregnancy, which is now mandatory
You don't need a STEM degree (no woman does!) to appreciate that The Feminine Mystique uses body heat to release scent molecules in three timed layers known as notes – from the bright, citrusy bergamot top note to the sandalwood base note. (And of course, we all know a very special carpenter who worked with wood and wore sandals!)
Celebrate your Heritage, and its Foundation, with this stunning gold and glass bottle, an iconic work of art that represents bending over backwards for the patriarchy.
The sensational scent that will leave you asking the silent question—"Is this all?"
Please note: Credit cards must be in a man's name to check out.
(April Fools!)
