Moist Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap | Funny Retro Novelty Soap

Some words make people uncomfortable — moist is one of them. 😳 The Moist Triple-Milled Boxed Bar Soap leans right into the cringe with clean humor and a creamy lather that’s anything but awkward.

Packaged in a colorful vintage-style box with laughs on every side, this Vermont-made triple-milled soap is equal parts hilarious and luxurious. Reads: “It’s the soap that makes SOME people uncomfortable...Moist.” Perfect for anyone who appreciates a little mischief in their self-care routine.

• Reads: “It’s the soap that makes SOME people uncomfortable... Moist”
• Type: Triple-milled boxed bar soap
• Style: Funny, retro, novelty design
• Net Weight: 3 oz
• Dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L
• Texture: Smooth, creamy lather
• Packaging: Colorful vintage box
• Stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, gag gift, joke gift, white elephant gift
• The perfect White Elephant Gift, since hilarious body products get big laughs but are also useful (and smell great!)

It’s clean. It’s funny. It’s Moist.

By Whiskey River Soap Co.