Asparagus Why Does it Do That Funny Woven Kitchen Tea Dish Cloth Towel | 21" x 28" | BlueQ at GetBullish

Add some humor to your kitchen with the Asparagus Why Does it Do That Funny Woven Tea Towel from BlueQ. This super-absorbent, 100% cotton towel features a vintage jacquard design that adds a touch of whimsy to your dish-drying routine. Measuring a generous 21" x 28", this towel is perfect for drying glassware and china with its soft and luxurious feel. Plus, with one percent of the sale going towards hunger relief programs, it makes a thoughtful and funny gift for the foodie in your life.

Asparagus, Why Does it Do That?  To be honest, it's gross but also, like, a little satisfying, right?

Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.

This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.

• VERY BEST QUALITY: Made from soft, super-absorbent, 100% cotton.  Features luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. Unlike a printed towel, the thread colors create the design for a sweet vintage look and a soft feel. This towel is perfect for drying glassware, china, you name it!
• EASY CARE: Machine wash cold with like colors. No bleach. Tumble dry low or line dry.
  
• GENEROUSLY SIZED: Fully unfolds to 21" x 28", with art over the entire towel!
• GIVE BACK: One percent of the sale of Blue Q dish towels is donated to hunger relief programs throughout the world.
• FUNNY AND FREQUENTLY INAPPROPRIATE: Just one of our large selection of funny dish towels, sassy kitchen towels, inappropriate tea towels, dish towels with sayings, rude dish cloths – all hilarious gifts or home accoutrements

By BlueQ